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An Old Joke

Attention all St. Catherine’s Boarding Alumnae.

It has come to my attention that they are closing the boarding department of St. Catherine’s School, Richmond VA. I have created a yahoo group for boarders so that we may stay better informed and in the hope that we may be able to do something about it. Please Join:

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/boardingsaintsandsinners/

A parody of the song published in Thursday’s edition of the Times Picayune.

With apologies to Richard Rodgers and Oscar Hammerstein . . .
Water is swarming with venomous species
Elegant swimming pools teeming with feces
The rash on my haunches is starting to sting
These are the things that Katrina brings.
Houses are burning and levees are breeching
Into my water the sewage is seeping
Horrible odors awaft in the breeze
Hoping I don’t catch a dreadful disease
Helicopters flying and criminals shooting
I called the police but they’re too busy looting
National Guard troops all over the town
Why did it take Bush two weeks to dump Brown?
First the Dome leaked
Then the Dome reeked
Damn, the fridge smells bad!
New Orleans covered in green, purple and gold
It’s not Mardi Gras, it’s MOLD!
(slowly)
Boats on the rooftops and lawns full of branches
President hiding on big Texas ranches
Blue tarps on houses as far as I see
My favorite things are debris!

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